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One time, Ausfahrt was in the grocery store looking to buy some toilet paper, but it seemed the store had moved their items around. Ausfahrt asked a clerk where the toilet paper was and the clerk said aisle 7. Ausfahrt went to aisle 7 but instead of finding toilet paper, he found diamonds, and they were on sale. Ausfahrt bought three packs of diamonds for $8.
Ausfahrt now has the cleanest, diamond encrusted bum in the history of the world.
