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Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:52:09 -0400

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Fri, 05 Apr 2013 23:05:37 -0400

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Fri, 05 Apr 2013 23:00:00 -0400

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Fri, 23 Dec 2011 01:29:26 -0500

Ruby: "i could use me some jude law"
Ruby: i said that the other day
Ruby: ausfahrt didn't appreciate it
Brian: well he's just a dumb fat kid

Grocery Store

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:48:30 -0500

One time, Ausfahrt was in the grocery store looking to buy some toilet paper, but it seemed the store had moved their items around. Ausfahrt asked a clerk where the toilet paper was and the clerk said aisle 7. Ausfahrt went to aisle 7 but instead of finding toilet paper, he found diamonds, and they were on sale. Ausfahrt bought three packs of diamonds for $8.

Ausfahrt now has the cleanest, diamond encrusted bum in the history of the world.

Bus Stop

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:33:44 -0500

One time, Ausfahrt was waiting for the bus when a bum asked him for change. He dug through his pockets and found about 68 cents. Then the bum peed in his shoe and said, “Soggy socks are the worst!”

Ausfahrt rides a bike now.

The Desert

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:18:28 -0500

One time, Ausfahrt travelled Sahara desert for 6 days with only a pint of water to survive on.

He drank it all the first day.

Before dying on the third day, a magical meerkat came across his path and granted Ausfahrt three wishes. Ausfahrt wished for wealth, a beautiful woman, and water to last him the rest of his travel.

The meerkat said no.